All bull. All day. Every day.

Don't fret,

2007-01-01T00:00:00.000+01:00

cuz' this isn't all you get!
Dig into the Archives to check all the other stuff I've been up to.

I can see you!

2006-09-09T15:39:00.000+02:00

Recall?

2006-09-06T20:25:00.000+02:00

Bah! This is what I think of your recall.

Tonsils?

2006-09-05T20:17:00.000+02:00

Check!

Sisterly love

2006-06-29T17:20:00.000+02:00

Let me give you a hug, bro'.

Did I misunderstand something?

Bliss.

2006-06-09T22:32:00.000+02:00

Testing 1-2-3

2006-05-25T21:29:00.000+02:00

I now come in moving images! Just think of the opportunities. This could be the Truman Show of '06! Or something...

Anyway, this is me at 4-5 months old. Eating a bone in a funny position. Yep, fascinating isn't it..?

We've got the muckies

2006-05-11T23:47:00.000+02:00

And we're proud of it!

The Sisters Of No Mercy strike again!
Always on a mission to search and annoy.

Highspeed tugging...

2006-05-02T20:13:00.000+02:00

... makes for a very mucky puppy.

Hah! She lost it!

Goddangit, she caught it again!

Whatcha mean I need a rinse?

No need to rub it in, missy! You're making me feel all shameful.

Showmanship.

2006-04-29T19:27:00.000+02:00

My Human took me to my first show this weekend.
Kinda silly 'cause the whole world should know how spectacular by now.
But hey, any opportunity to strut my stuff is good in my book.

I don't get what my teeth have to do with anything, but whatever floats your boat, Weird Judgewoman.

Do I ever know how to strut.

One of the many ribbons I got.

I'm a very pretty girl, and don't I know it. There is really no need to tell you that I won my class, right?
Until next year I will rest on my throne and make my Human give me Turkish Neck, Oxford Tails, Greenland Tripe and bow to my every need. Sweet!

I got my own puppy!

2006-03-26T20:37:00.000+02:00

Can we keep him??
I promise I'll train him and walk him and feed him and everything!!
Please, please, please, PLEASE??

I'll even play nice.

What do you mean we're just puppysitting?
Come on! That's just plain mean.

You know you love me.

2006-03-19T18:42:00.000+01:00

Because I'm cute, smart and pretty. Yet silly and whimsical.
The perfect package I am.

The laws of Physics...

2006-03-17T18:36:00.000+01:00

...really shouldn't apply.
But after having tried to go through her multiple times, I just had to surrender and go over.

I am human.

2006-03-16T18:26:00.000+01:00

And I deserve to be treated as one dammit!
Now pass me the hot chocolate and marshmallows, please.

Year of the Dog.

2006-02-18T00:38:00.000+01:00

My Human saw a calendar, and was laughing because it is the Year of the Dog!
Laugh while you can, missy! We dogs run this year, and we demand more treats! More belly-rubs! More Turkish Necks!
If you don't give us what we want, we'll give the year to the pigeons, and they will poop all over.
Resistance is futile!

The upmost respect.

2006-02-15T17:57:00.000+01:00

Ridgie-boy. I like him.

He tells me when I'm good, and he tells me when I'm bad.
Very consistant fella.

Oh, and he's really pretty.
But what the heck is he doing in my bathingsuit-area?! *eek*

Click his name to see more of Ridgie-boy: Zetu.

Chewies.

2006-02-13T23:52:00.000+01:00

She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.
I am of hunting breed, and what a great specimen I am.
Look at me go!

I always get her in the end.

I have angelic grace. Just admit it. You're jealous.

Show off.

2006-02-11T22:32:00.000+01:00

Yes, you are correct. T'is I, in all my glory, showing off my beautiful booty.
Have you ever seen such a splendid little thing?

Being this magnificent doesn't come cheap.
Ya gotta work out to stay in such good shape!

My human sometimes says I'm full of myself.
But then I just give her The Eye. It makes her go all flubbery over me again.
Ya know, the way it's supposed to be.

A Grand Opening

2006-02-09T22:10:00.000+01:00

Humans are so naive, you can make them do anything.
This time we coaxed Emblas human and my human to put us in the car and drive us far far away.
There we found a golf course that was attached to a Forest.
It was pretty neat.

Me and Embla went around strutting our stuff hoping for some casting agencies to see us.
We are very beautiful, and the world must see.

In the meantime, Bacon the Great Huntress, hunted and killed a nice, juicy stick.
It almost got away she says, but the Bacon is far too cunning to let it slip.
She ate most of it for lunch.
When I grow up, I'm gonna hunt trees.

After a few hours we took our humans back to the car, and snuggled while they drove.
I think you can see my ear behind the other two doofuses. It really is an eyecatcher isn't it?

Yes. Yes! YES! Or...?

2006-01-22T21:33:00.000+01:00

My Alpha-female remembered!
Today I am four months old. Which means I'm all grown up, and everyone must give me all their power. And all their people-fud.
To celebrate I took everyone to The Forest.
There I looked for all my spectacular gifts and my shrine.
First I looked to the left!

There was none.
Now that I am all grown, it means I can swim.
So I dove in to look for it!

There was none!
Then I ran to see if it was the camera that had turned edible.

Oh, the disappointment! The pain! The Agony!
It was dawning on me, there was no gift! *shock* *horror*
But I got cuddles and scritches when I got home to slumber on the couch.
And a Turkish neck for nibbles. Or was it a Turkey neck? I dunno.
It isn't a bad way to spend an evening really.

Camouflage!

2006-01-20T23:55:00.000+01:00

Being a blonde pays off.
This snow-thing makes me an invisiBull!
Peepul should be afraid. Very afraid.

I'm so elegant. I should be in National Geographic.
Gizelles, tiggers, eegles, lions, poomas. All those "graceful" things ain't got nuffin on me.

I'm the prettiest one, don't you dare disagree. And smartest. The bestest.
Now give me some human-fud.

Blurrified

2006-01-19T22:33:00.000+01:00

My Feeder says I'm difficult to take pictures of.
Little does she know!
I'm turning into SuperPuppy, and I'm faster than the speed of light!
No camera can capture me now that my superpowers are kicking in.
This is part of my SuperHead:

Like all decent superheroes I have a sidekick, and she is Embla.
I like to use my SuperTeeth on her.
Together we run a lot.

And if you were wondering?
My superpowers include:
- SuperDestruction of all things valuable.
- Wagging of the SuperTail to tidy all flat surfaces that I can reach (Coming soon to a coffeetable near you!).
- SuperTongue that can reach the most private of facial-cavities.
- Oh, and charging anything that moves. In an oh so Super way.

Nature calls.

2005-12-18T23:22:00.000+01:00

Little did I know what was up. I just sat there and begged for a treat as I do sometimes (I do deserve them!), when I was suddenly whisked away to a completely other dimension! The darndest thing...

There we were. Surrounded by things tall and sticky-uppy from the ground, fluffy white snow, and sticks-galore.
The Forest. Full of myths and stories about dogs getting lost or eaten by monsters. Didn't look all that horrible to me.

It didn't start off all too good. Shush, don't tell anyone, but my foot decided to go between the planks and not on them, so I fell. But just a bit! And it was a very cunning and sneaky plank, not to be trusted at any time. So it wasn't really my fault. 'Cuz I'm flawless, and everybody knows it. Not worth mentioning at all, really.

Then I got the hang of it and went around sniffing things both rank and obnoxious. Heaven on earth!

I'm so brave and strong, and I can take anything they throw at me. Kewl as rocks I tell ya.
So, when are we going again?

Chillin'.

2005-12-13T00:57:00.000+01:00

When watching The TeeVee, good company is required.
Now, if they could only put something good on! I need educational programming like "Deconstruction 101", or "99 Ways to Frustrate Your Owner". It would be ever so helpful, so I don't strain my brain or something.

I'm very pretty, therefore you must obey me.

Scheming.

2005-12-07T20:25:00.000+01:00

The Biggun is very patient I must say.
Of course I didn't end up there on purpose. I just fell on top of her and couldn't get up.
Now don't you go spreading rumours about me being a softie I tell ya.
I'm tuff as nails, and dont you forget it.

Ach, humans!
Posting embarrassing pics of me looking all cute and complient.
I'm not! I'm eeevil puppy, and I *mustmustmust* be respected!
Revenge will be sweet. I'll eat one of her remotes or something. That'll teach her.

About walkies and doggiebags

2005-11-27T21:04:00.000+01:00

There is such a thing called walkies.
This is when the biggun has to go out to move around. And I have to come.
It's getting really cold, so I have to wear a sweater or else i whine alot.
I told you I could make you do anything!
So this is me. Exploring.

Moshi: "Scary! Eek!"
Bacon: "Do not worry little one - I am old, wise and bitchy"

The Human tells me I'm too small, and I can't walk far.
So this is me in a Doggiebag. She wears me on her tummy, and it makes loads of people stop to say hello and cuddle me.
A win-win situation.

Life and how to live it

2005-11-23T20:37:00.000+01:00

There are friends, and then there are really good friends.
Bacon is one of the latter.
She's a lot bigger than me,but that won't last long I'm sure. Just look at our paws, they are almost the same size!

And she plays with me sometimes. Biteyface is our favorite game, but sometimes we play tug with a toy too.

After a bit of play I get knackered, so we snuggle up for a while.
This makes the human sigh and say "aaawe!".

Then I get really knackered, and I just spread out for a nice nap.
I have things to do, people to see and places to be, so I do need to be well rested. I'm a very busy Bulldog, ya know?

Lucy, I'm hoooome!

2005-11-22T16:54:00.000+01:00

Eight weeks and already been around the world!
Well almost.
I entered norwegian soil yesterday, and my new place ain't half bad.
I'm surrounded by toys! I can't believe my luck! Look at'em all!
I still chew on fingers and toys and cables and socks and furniture and shoes and leashes and clothing and remotes and all, but at least my new mum gets a break once in a while. When I feel like it.

There is also stuff to climb on. Which is good, as I plan on becoming quite the acrobat.
I couldn't get into the sofa on my own yesterday, but today I figured it out.
Go to the other side of the room, then charge at the sofa at fast as you can, then jump.
Sometimes is works, sometimes I jump too soon or too late, which makes the human laugh.
Either way I usually get up there, either on my own, or with a little help.
Cuz' I'm a manipulative li'l thing and I can make you do anything.

There is also another dog living here. I liked her from the minute I saw her, so I marched over and bit her in the face.
It's a sign of affection dontcha'know?
She doesn't play alot yet, but earlier today she asked me if i wanted to have a round of biteyface, and who am I to say no?
I've decided she's cool, so she can stay. Very considerate of me. I'm definitely all heart.

The world will be ours!

2005-11-07T11:52:00.000+01:00

Me and my sister go by many names.
The Devilish Duo. The Terrible Twosome. The Megalomaniacs. The Representatives of All Things Good and Fluffy (hey! How did that one get in there?!).
And once we have bladder-control we'll work on becoming the New World Leaders.
We work as a team to conquer and kill all unattended shoes, gnaw on evil furniture, peeing down obnoxious floors and other things very important in the grand scheme of things.
All must be grateful. I mean, we are making the world a better place!

Oh, come on!?

2005-11-07T11:40:00.000+01:00

Men! Seriously!
Whats up with them? Do I look like a pillow to you?
They just think they own the world don't they?
You just wait, brother, revenge will be sweet. You'll never know what hit you...
In the meantime, being the very manipulative li'l she-devil I am, I'll use you for heat and playtime. So there.

Eat. Play. Sleep.

2005-10-29T16:35:00.000+02:00

My new mum came to see me today.
It was nice, 'cuz I got to cuddle a lot and show off my perfect little self.
I finally got to tell her that yes, I am The One. It didn't take too much convincing, which might mean she's not as dim as I originally thought. Here's to hoping!
I also got to show her what my life her in Sweden is like, and I gotta tell you it's pretty sweet!

In that spirit, here is some MoshiMoshi free life-lessons all the way from Sweden:

1) Munchies.
I simply luuuurve my foods!
Food needs to be eaten with gusto, and if someone (like your own brother!) tries to steal some of it, just shove your bowl around keeping your bum between your food and EvilFoodStealer. Works a charm!
Don't forget to try to finish your meal as fast as possible, so you can dig into some sorry slow-eaters bowl.

2) Action-time!
Pretty much anything goes!
Use your teeth to hold on to anything or anyone.
Some growling is allowed, but appearantly no barking. Sheesh!
Hanging on to things is alot of fun, and sharing said item (or person) with a brother or sister can be twice as nice!

3) Surrender.
To keep up with all the mischief, one must sleep from time to time.
Just go with it.
You'll feel refreshed and ready for more havoc. There are always things to do, items to destroy and fingers to chew on.
So make sure your on top of your game.
Personally I recommend snuggling up to a nice and warm body, but whatever tickles your fancy. There are no rules.

4) Remember your appearance
This one is the most crucial, so read veeery closely. Be cute. Always be darned cute!
You can get away with ANYTHING! I swear!

Whoooah!

2005-10-25T20:49:00.000+02:00

There is no way in hell I'm ever going to get to that size!
Can you believe how BIG he is?!
It's very intimidating to have something a trillion times bigger than you just waiting for you to make a move.
Poor little me.
The fact that he's very nice and patient does notnotnot make up for the fact that everything revolves around me!
When will the world learn? *sigh*

Shapin' up

2005-10-19T23:11:00.000+02:00

Me and sis are growing into dog-shaped thingies.
Where does the time go? I mean, I was doing my best hamster-impression just days ago.

Creepycrawly-wrigglies

2005-10-16T14:36:00.000+02:00

Some of us are getting the hang of a nice down-stay.
Man, are we good!

Innocent until proven guilty.

I'm not fat! I'm just big-boned goddamnit!

Geez!

2005-10-06T14:01:00.000+02:00

Aborable eyepatch, and a look that kills?

Or a primal scream while going for that specially appetizing thumb?

She still doesn't get it. I'm the cute one, damnit!
Getting slightly worried about my soon to be owner...
I mean, how hard can it be to see that I'm absolutely perfect?
But oh, no... She has to wait until way later this month to find out which one I am.
She says she wants to actually *meet* me, while I think the pictures says it all.
Unbelievable! I think she might be a bit dim...

My, how we've grown!

2005-10-06T13:51:00.000+02:00

We've all opened our eyes now, to take a closer look at the world.
They don't really work that good yet, but atleast we're getting there.
Oh, and some of us have found new ways of annoying The Humans.
Discovering legs, and that they can actually support our bodies, will make it so much easier to escape when the time comes.
We demand cuddles, or we're walking out! So release the uninhibited cuddling now!

Oh, golly!

2005-09-28T19:50:00.000+02:00

My mum is really sweet. She keeps us all clean and serves us food whenever we want it. Eating is my favorite passtime in addition to sleeping. So far we've got a good deal going, me and my mum. Yup. Definitely. I can get used to this.

They(tm) have started fondling us! That huge fur-less thing is our big sister Frida (although I don't really see the family resemblance..).
She seems to really like us. We don't mind, she's warm and nice. And as long as she doesn't keep me from eating my li'l heart out, she is very welcome.

Me me me. It's all about me.

2005-09-24T16:12:00.000+02:00

So, here I am. Oh, and my sister too.
My soon-to-be-owner doesn't know which one I am yet. Although I think it's SOOOO obvious.
I'm the cute one! I mean, really... How hard can it be to tell? Ach, humans!

It's my birthday!

2005-09-22T20:11:00.000+02:00

Helllooooo, world!
Remember this date, folks.
It'll be the talk of the century.
September 22nd I was born.
Right now I'm busy staying warm and eating, but I'll be raising hell in no time!
Be prepared, you have been warned...

Growin' like a weed

2005-09-17T21:13:00.002+02:00

5 days and counting. Then I unleash havoc on the world.
Don't you worry, I'll be hell on four legs!

And we're up!

2005-09-04T22:46:00.000+02:00

Now we'll just sit back and wait for a bulldog to post silly yet amusing things about.
Right now it's somewhere in here:

My old folks

2005-09-04T14:14:00.000+02:00

My Pa

My Ma

Appearently they like each other. I don't blame them, as they are quite attractive.